Informant U: Trick #4

fake jobs

sometimes snitches pretend to be law abiding workers and hold a certain job to help them steal information. in this case, my job is pretending to be a high school student when ive already graduated from high school. but i have to attend all the classes and do the homework, so im not pretending am i? and what about my job at charlotte russe? im workin’ my ass off at the place and have to pass out Stupid Citations. definitely not pretending there.

ill take a medium cheese, please

i wish i wouldve been one of the lucky cincinnatians to get a free pizza from domino's.

betcha they're going to be more careful about their advertisements now, eh? 11,000 free pizzas.

wow.

i cant even imagine.

spies r us

yahoo headlines today: CIA is Hiring.

i found this to be highly interesting. i mean, they have to find recruits somehow right? besides all the normal media routes, they mentioned universities and colleges. arent colleges the same as universities? anyhow, that made me think of sidney bristow. didnt she get recruited on a college campus?

if you read the article, be sure to click on the link about the secret code names. im thinking Oh Wise One would LOVE to add radiance and rosebud to her list of unusual names for girls. cuz thats just the way she is.

so...do you have what it takes?